The world is currently viewing the death of former Zimbabwe leader, Robert Mugabe, in different ways.
While some are mourning, others are looking back at the life and times of the former despot who ruled with an iron fist for three decades, before being ousted in a military coup and dying in a Singapore hospital at the age of 95.
Beyond his dictatorship, Mugabe was known for expressing dangerous views and giving outrageous advice that later turned into popular crazy, funny quotes
Below are 9+5 outrageous quotes from the despot who died at 95:
Advice for Women
“If over 15 guys have sucked your breasts, you don’t need to call those things “your breasts”, It’s called COW BELL, OUR MILK! – Repeat after me, OUR MILK!”
“Respect pregnant women, because it’s not easy walking around with evidence that you’ve had sex”
“If you are a married man and you find yourself attracted to schoolgirls, just buy your wife a school uniform.”
Love for Hitler
“I am the Hitler of my time. This Hitler has only one objective: justice for his people, sovereignty for his people, recognition of the independence of his people and their rights over their resources. If that is Hitler, then let me be Hitler tenfold. Ten times, that is what we stand for.” – ?…at the state funeral of a cabinet minister in 2003.
Better at dying than Jesus
“I have died many times. That’s where I have beaten Christ. Christ died once and resurrected once. I have died and resurrected and I don’t know how many times I will die and resurrect.” – …while speaking to reporters on his 88th birthday in September 2016
Wish to bewitch women without natural hair
“It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days. Every time you take a piece of her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.”
“Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real.”
Men sucking lady’s breast is normal because the act was learnt in childhood when they were young but the act of lady’s sucking men’s d*ck is what baffles me, where did they learn it from?”
“Since President Obama endorses the same-sex marriage, advocates homosexual people, and enjoys an attractive countenance – thus if it becomes necessary, I shall travel to Washington D.C, get down on my knee, and ask his hand.” – …on ZDC radio interview, 2015
“Even Satan wasn’t gay, he approached naked Eve instead of naked Adam. Say no to same-sex marriage.”
“Blair keep your England, and let me keep my Zimbabwe. We are still exchanging blows with the British government. They are using gay gangsters against me.” – …Reference to an incident in which human rights campaigner Peter Tatchell attempted a citizens’ arrest on Mugabe during a visit to London in October, 1999
“The British were brought up as violent people, liars, scoundrels and crooks… I am told that (former British PM Tony) Blair was a troublesome little boy at school.”
Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end.
His reign vs the queen’s reign
Journalist: Sir don’t you think 89 years would be a great time to retire as a President.
Mugabe: Have you ever asked the Queen this question or is it just for African leaders?